The Princess Book

So uh this is a Christian book, the kind where you can read passages from the Bible and chapter references such as Genesis, Matthew… I honestly feel awkward reading it.

A phone! They have a phone! Yes obviously I am a bit shocked. I never expected to see (or read) something about a phone, sports car, golf, limousine etc. Well one thing's for sure, they may be prince and princess but this book is surely not regency. I was expecting regency you know. I got deluded. This is more like Princess Diaries, except that it's more religious.

I have so many issues with this book.

Well for one the conversations are not engaging. The storyline is predictable. The writing is plain and simple. The characters are annoyingly faultless/prefect. I feel like I'm reading from a Bible story. And the attempts at intimacy are awful. The humor is barely laughable. I don't get the sudden mood changes. No preamble, no nothing.

GET OVER YOUR DEAD WIFE! Nickolai is annoying.
The sweet gestures which were supposed to make me a giggling mess have no effect whatsoever.

Shelby blushes at ridiculous things! Spare me. What is so embarrassing about getting a burger? She's angry at Nickolai, sometimes scared but I don't get why! This is so dumb.

Worrying is a sin. A sin. Okay.

Flirtations. Are you trying to be funny? Cause I'm not laughing.
"Thank you" "I'm glad you told me" OH MY GOD STOP IT. IT'S GRATING ON MY NERVES. And who says "I think I'll lie down" when hit with a ball? Ridiculous. HE GOT HIT BY A BALL. You don't need to panic. HE GOT HIT BY A BALL. IN THE HEAD. WHO CARES? HE'S NOT GONNA DIE. What in the name of fuck was that about? So weird.

Also did I mention that the 'intimacies' didn't make me want to curl my toes? Quite the contrary. It's giving me goosebumps. And not in a good way either. And they're all crybabies! Oh and another thing, do you really have to get your husband's permission for everything? Or say "thank you" EVERY FREAKING SECOND?!

"May I hold you?" "If I can hold you back" OH MY GOD ARE YOU FOR REAL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I have never rolled my eyes so much while reading. I think I over rolled them. And I had a migraine all throughout.