Whitehouse # 234 Magazine

EDITORIAL
Funny how time mellows one. Five Christmases ago I organised a sex orgy for twelve of my very best friends; eight girls, three guys. It lasted two days and nights, everyone got shagged completely rotten, and to this very day I'm being reminded of the outrageously filthy tricks I got up to. If what people say about those fateful forty-eight hours is true, then I should be thoroughly ashamed of myself. Trouble is, I'd drunk so much champagne that I couldn't even remember the Sordid details that Boxing Day, yet alone five Christmases later. No, I've definitely mellowed over the years and this Christmas I'm definitely taking it easy on the booze, if not the nookie. So what have I got to bring a little festive cheer into your lives this Christmas? Apart from Geri "no knicks" Halliwell. there's a splendid foursome set fresh in from L.A., featuring those two world famous superstuds Nemeth Zsolt and Ference Juhaz! But so what if you can't pronounce their names? Orgasmic grunting and panting sounds the same in any language! Page 3 pussy comes in the form of cover girl Jenny Harrison and Sunday Sport protege Katie-Ann, revealing a hitherto unknown lesbian streak in a passionate workout with sidekick Jo-Jo. And finally there's the inevitable Christmas spread, proving once and for all that Santa Claus is a bulldyke built so big on top, it's a bleedin' miracle she didn't get stuck up Sarah's chimney in Santa's words: "Thank God for KY-Jelly."
EVE xxxxx