Penthouse November 1996 Magazine

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Samantha Michaels, photographed by Earl Miller. Her pictorial begins on page 67.

FEATURES
17 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Essays by Emily Prager, Alan M. Dershowitz, Joe Bob Briggs, and Kevin Avery
22 PLAYING POLITICS WITH JUSTICE
Article by Ernest Volkman
49 RIBALD RIMES
Our continuing compilation of today's wittiest and lewdest limericks
51 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
News reports about building muscles, overcoming impotence, hair replacement, and more
58 ADVISE & DISSENT
"Bullshit-gate," by Joe Conason. The Republicans' election-year con game.
60 SMART SEX
Resolving conflicts about condoms, by Dr. Judy Kuriansky
84 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"The Art of the Pickup," by Ralph Gardner, Jr.
103 THE GIRLS OF PLAYHOUSE
Satire by Bill Lee
126 THE PENIS PAGE
Man's favorite organ on the Internet. By Gerard Van der Leun
139 BEDTIME STORIES
"On the House," by Susan Scotto

PICTORIALS
MISHA & TRISHA
Photos by John David
67 PET OF THE MONTH
Samantha Michaels; photos by Earl Miller
89 SIRENS OF TITANIA
Photos by Carl Wachter
115 EMERALD
Photos by Earl Miller

DEPARTMENTS
4 HOUSECALL
6 FORUM
10 FAST FORWARD
14 CALL ME MADAM
29 MUG SHOTS
34 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
56 HYPERSEX
64 THE JOKE MAN
83 MILITARY AFFAIRS
106 HARD TIMES
109 SORAYAMA
112 X-RATED VIDEO
128 PENTHOUSE COMIX
138 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
142 PARTING SHOT