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Tourists flock to Beast House, but few ever return. Behind the cellar door lurks a creature of pure evil.
| Price | Condition | Delivery | Seller | Action |
| $99.99 | Digital |
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Allen Denver
reviewed The Cellar on October 14, 2016
The Cellar
I was going to wait until tomorrow to review this book, but fuck it. I need to get this over with. I read this once before but all I could remember was the creature was cool. That's likely because everything else was so bad, I blocked it from my memory.
The dialogue was shit, the characters were unbelievable and inconsistent, the writing was James-Patterson lazy, the pedophile shit was far too detailed, and the regular sex stuff was sillier than this election cycle.
There. Fuck this book.
In summation: I can't be bothered to properly review this flaming sack of collected camel farts. Laymon definitely got better with age. This, one of his first novels, is about as pleasant to read as a car manual.
Final Judgment: This book touched me in my no-no place.
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