Stuff # 94, September 2007

MEAT
88 PAUL RUDD ATTACKS!
Our favorite sex panther on keeping kosher and making out with Jessica Alba
90 COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUIZ
Test your pigskin knowledge
98 CANDACE KROSLAK
The American Pie series alum exposes the truth about streaking
104 ARRESTING DEVELOPMENTS
Wat it's like doing time in the finest five-star clinks in the world
110 ORAL HISTORY OF THE STATE
Refugees of the most insane sketch-comedy group ever reminisce about partying hard and shoplifting steaks
116 SWEET PAIN
Crazed comedian Patton Oswalt shares his friends' hilariously embarrassing stories. Please join us in laughing at the misfortunes of others.

GRAVY
22 HIT LIST
A wild Audi concept car and your very own underground fortress
38 HYPE
Superbad's stars speak, and the new pornographers' new album
52 SPEND
Peep Gary Dell-Abate's animation cel collection
64 MAN SKILLS
Ben Mezrich on Vegas' ugly side and Brent Bolthouse on dressing like a rock star
72 GEAR
A red-hot Ferrari cell hone and a $2.5 Million Camper
118 STYLE
Cool Threads, manly scents and ass-stomping boots
134 WEEKEND WARRIOR
Spend a day at the races, and learn secret agent-worthy tactics at spy school. (Bond girls not included.)
140 QUIZ
How badly does your job suck?