Penthouse December 1996

ON THE COVER
Catherine Bailey, photographed by David Bailey. A portfolio of his work begins on page 48.

FEATURES
22 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL
By Pamela R. Winnick
33 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Essays by Emily Prager, Ben Stein, Joe Bob Briggs, and Sidney Siller
38 THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL
The shocking story of a secret cadre of gay and bisexual cross-dressing Episcopal priests whose private lives include the most bizarre rituals imaginable. Article by Rudy Maxa
44 SMART SEX
Making the G spot real, by Dr. Judy Kuriansky
60 ADVISE & DISSENT
"Sleazebag Senators," by Bob Guccione
62 ROY JONES, JR.
Interview by Thomas Hauser
69 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Contributing Editor Bill Lawren
90 STEEL HORSES
Text by Dick Teresi
140 THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN THE WESTERN WORLD
By Al Goldstein
167 BEDTIME STORIES
"Thirty," by Kim Addonizio
179 BAH, HUMBUG
Satire by Bill Lee

PICTORIALS
48 THE LADY IS A TRAMP
Photos by David Bailey
78 BAITING THE LURE
Photos by Carl Wachter
95 PET OF THE MONTH
Heather St. James; photos by Carl Wachter
117 PEES ON EARTH
Photos by Carl Wachter
146 ANDI SUE, PET DETECTIVE
Photos by Earl Miller

DEPARTMENTS
4 HOUSECALL
6 FORUM
12 FAST FORWARD
24 RIGHT STUFF
26 CALL ME MADAM
46 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
65 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
75 MUG SHOTS
113 SORAYAMA
114 THE PENIS PAGE
130 THE JOKE MAN
134 HYPERSEX
138 RIBALD RIMES
158 PENTHOUSE COMIX
170 PARTING SHOT