Maxim # 130, October 2008

Features
76 Nadine Velazquez
The My Name Is Earl sexpot dishes about crotchless panties, dressing up like a maid, and Carmen Miranda headgear. We're not kidding.
54 Megan Fox
She's morphed from Transformers temptress into the Hottest Chick on the Planet. And we've got her sexiest shoot ever!
61 48 Hours in Las Vegas
Two Maxim scribes bravely embark on the greatest two days of their heretofore miserable lives: gambling, girls, clubs, bars, pools, buffets, gun ranges, and every other vice Sin City has to offer—all fearlessly experienced for your reading pleasure.
84 I Mockthe Vote: The 2008 Election Quiz
Are you a hope-happy Obamatron or a 1 raging McCainiac? Find out with our utterly definitive, caucus-crashing politics quiz! BY MIKE OLSON
86 Icon: Mark Wahlberg
The star of Max Payne on living next door to Jessica Simpson, Bahston accents, and why you won't see him in a Prius. BY MICHAEL RUFFINO
88 Diora Baird
From Wedding Crashers eye cand geek goddess in the next StarTrek movie, this flame-haired hottie of the big screen's sexiest distractions,
94 To Live, Die, and Party in L.A.
HBO's Entourage takes its cues from a real -life subculture of struggling dudes living together in a forever-young Hollyweird. We went undercover to see how they really roll. BY MATT DIEHL
Departments
18 Incoming
We give you two tickets to the (military) gun show, Ask Maxim pumps up your puny brain with man-knowledge, and the return of our legendary Jokes page. It's so funny you'll plotz!
27 Rated
Our definitive fall TV preview breaks down the best shows of the season, Shia LaBeouf's last day on Earth, Ridley Scott's Body of Lies, and Ciara shows just how sexy an R&B songbird can be.
37 Stuff
Drool over a $230,000 titanium super-bike, covet Kevin Dillon's classic Porsche Spyder, ogle the finest flat-screens, and bunk down with the coolest camping gear ever. Sweet!
47 Columns
We blow the whistle on the io teams dragging down the glorious tradition of college football. Go, DeVry Tech Demons! Also: Why your girlfriend may be stepping out on you.
120 Decider
President Bush has only a few months left in office, but that doesn't mean we can't turn another sovereign nation into a fine red, white, and blue mist. Who should we invade next?
Style
100 Straighten that tie, mister!
Style DapperTV dudes Zachary Quinto, Neil Patrick Harris, Linus Roache, Zachary Levi, Matthew Rhys, and Damian Lewis get fashionable forfall.