Hustler December 2008

GIRLS
26 LISA NEILS
Little Miss Sunshine
Photography by Mark Lit
48 NIKKI BROOKS
Red Menace
Photography by Mark Lit
67 TORI BLACK & RYAN KEELY
The Touch of a Woman
Photography by Holly Randall
84 VANESA
Hot Flashes
Photography by Matti Klatt
110 SHAY LAREN
Hanging Out
Photography by Mark Lit
129 HANNA HILTON & JACK VENICE
Her First Time
Photography by Holly Randall
173 MICHELLE MAYLENE
Drive It In
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
FEATURES
38 THE Q&A: GORE VIDAL
The legendary writer and historian (Myra Breckenridge, Lincoln and Imperial America) muses on Republicans' politics of fear, the assault on the Constitution, and our options for the future.
Interview by Bruce David and Mark Johnson
42 RANDI RHODES: VOTE FOR OBAMA
Radio's outspoken voice of rage and reason shouts a warning: You can save our democracy and stop the powermongers if you think, act and vote Democratic!
44 STRAIGHT TALK
If you'd even consider throwing your vote at the GOP candidate, STOP! Read our 20 reasons why voting for McCain is hazardous to your health, wealth and
the safety of the entire country.
46 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
A new series of true sex stories�straight from the mouths of TV's Cathouse babes.
56 ICE CUBE
The hip-hop pioneer raps with Music Editor Keith Valcourt about bitches, bling and bangin' tunes.
64 KISS 'N' TELL: GENE SIMMONS'S MYSTERY SQUEEZE
Traci Anna Koval, the stacked bombshell who costarred with the rocker in an infamous sex tape, reveals more than just her side of the story.
78 CHRIS FARLEY
The roly-poly clown was hefty, hysterical and haunted. Talk-jock Mancow Muller remembers his friend's chuckles, tears and descent into a personal hell.
99 THE DORK KNIGHT
Cartoonist Noel Anderson sends up the Caped Crusader's latest Hollywood incarnation in an outrageous spoof. You'll cowl�er, howl�with laughter.
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Jack in the Box
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Vote for Obama by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
FyreTV Box giveaway
10 VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS
Political cartoon by Greg Palast & Ted Rall
11 ROBERT SCHEER
"Maverick" Without Morals
13 NAT HENTOFF
We Need a New George Orwell!
15 ALEX BENNETT
The Perils of Deregulation
17 FEEDBACK
Showbiz politics, a bullshit barrage and the Jayme Langford stimulus package
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Exxon's doomsday promise
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Texas Governor Rick Perry
21 BITS & PIECES
Hollywood star Jessica Biel gets a mouthful; porn stars get adulation; vintage smut
25 GAME ON
War, car crashes and the Incredible Hulk
36 HOT LETTERS
How to make sex sizzle again
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
60 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Uncaged libertine Mya Nichole
63 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Tickling your funny bone
102 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Extreme's Nuno Bettencourt, rocker Jesse Malin and rapper Bun B
106 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Indie darling Asia Argento; flash-backing Brat Packers Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy
108 FAMOUS FLESH
Musical mammaries of Amy Winehouse and Madonna, plus The Hills' Whitney Port
118 COLLEGE REPORT
San Diego State University Drug Bust: Overdose of Justice?
119 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Extracurricular nudity
121 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Our Nautica Thorn fixation, the Hendrix-hoax hype and Max Hardcore's fight for freedom
139 BEAVER HUNT
Voyeurs' favorite amateur showcase

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
VOTE FOR OBAMA
There has probably never been so much riding on a Presidential election! Not only is the future of our democracy at stake, so too is the fate of the world. We cannot afford four more years of George W. Bush painted up to look like someone new.
The outcome of this contest is up to you. For God's sake, don't let this crucial opportunity pass you by. Vote for Barack Obama. Vote straight Democrat. Stop John McCain from continuing the Bush crime family's tyranny.
- Larry Flynt, Publisher