What to Expect Before You're Expecting Book

I didn't totally hate this, even with all the mealy-mouthed cutesy bullshit (I say this solemnly and with purpose: if any of you ever catch me unironically using the phrase "baby dancing" instead of just saying sex, do us all a favor and insert bullet into brain post haste, please and thank you). I didn't even hate her complete aversion to showing her work and, you know, citing like a fucking professional. I
didn't even hate the entire 50 words she devoted to noticing that,
ohmygosh, there are people planning to get pregnant who aren't
heterosexual, monogamous, and married! Or even how thirty of those fifty words were misleading as to law and facts. (They didn't even get in the same zip code as my circumstances, let alone the same ballpark, but go figure.)

Really though. If you're writing a book to educate people about
pre-conception health, and I come stumbling along, fresh and blinking
and largely uneducated from a life of avowed childfreedom with all my
childfree friends, and your book on pre-conception health only manages to teach me four things I didn't already know? You're doing it wrong.