Uncle John's Monumental Bathroom Reader Book

Bathroom News
Short
Toilet Tech     192
Medium
Uncle John's Stall of Fame     47
Wide World of Bathroom News     106
Bathroom Facts and Figures     248
Toilet Tech     310
Uncle John's Stall of Fame     358
Uncle John's Stall of Fame     409
Uncle John's Flatulence Hall of Fame     480
Uncle John's Stall of Fame     635
Uncle John's Stall of Fame     664
Blunders
Short
Flubbed Headlines     16
Flubbed Headlines     385
Medium
Oops!     5
Unkle John's Greatest Bloopers     164
Oops!     180
Oops!     301
Oops!     374
Oops!     543
Long
"The Blast Blasted Blubber Beyond all Believable Bounds"     155
Americana
Short
E Plutibus Unum     370
Join the Club: The Salvation Army     524
Medium
If You Build It, They Will Come     104
"Special" Events for Tourists     380
"We Want More of Your Money" Day     423
Happy Donut Day!     426
Join the Club     605
The Origin of the Supermarket     615
Join the Club     628
Long
The Million-Dollar Nickel     700
TV or Not TV
Short
Survey Says     204
Weird Game Shows     463
Medium
TV's Most Tasteless Sitcom?     455
Soap Opera Bloopers     565
Long
Trekkies     90
Name a Famous John     201
The Origin of Soap Operas, Part I     213
Three's Company     294
The Origin of Soap Operas, Part II     352
Life is Strange
Short
Incredible Animal Facts     49
Ironic, Isn't It?     108
It's a Weird, Weird World     550
Medium
Just Plane Weird     65
Amazing Luck     142
Creme de la Crud     182
Ironic, Isn't It?     260
It's a Weird, Weird World     289
It's a Weird, Weird World     329
it's a Weird, Weird World     360
Were You Raised in a Barn?     389
Not What They Seem to Be     416
Would You Believe?     535
Creme de la Crud     548
Ironic, Isn't It?     551
Ladies, Behave Yourselves     662
Just Plane Weird     666
Family Feuds
Short
Family Feud      284
The Hatfields vs. the McCoys     446
Medium
Family Feuds     198
Family Feuds     368
Family Feuds     476
Family Feuds     533
Business
Short
How to Avoid Getting Hired     403
Medium
Fabulous Flops     244
Classic (B)ad Campaigns     378
Executive Decisions     411
A Toy Is Born     428
Friends in High Places     496
Why Didn't We Think of That?     501
More Executive Decisions     538
Too Close for Comfort     600
Truth in Advertising     622
More Executive Decisions     654
Toy Stories     656
Why Didn't We Think of That?     660
Executive Decision: The Model T     668
Sports
Short
Dumb Jocks     158
Dumb Jocks     436
Not-So-Dumb Jocks     594
Wide World of Weird Sports     672
Medium
The History of Football, Part IV     264
The Miniature Golf Craze     398
Wide World of Weird Sports     637
Long
The History of Football, Part I     55
The History of Football, Part II     115
The History of Football, Part III     184
The History of Football, Part V     313
The Birth of Big-time Sporting Events     728
The History of Football, Part VI     735
Canadiana
Medium
Do You Speak Canadian?     67
They Always Get Their Man     195
Weird Canada     346
Forgotten History
Short
The Price Was Right     298
Made in Switzerland     402
Emperor Norton     627
Medium
Bad Medicine     71
The Secret Hitler File     81
The Metric Clock     95
Why We Have Postage Stamps     109
Who Financed the Revolution     122
The Dustbin of History     152
Unusual Inventions     159
American Cannibal     299
The Real Story of Murphy's Law     393
The Birth of the Submarine, Part I     420
The Birth of the Submarine, Part II     525
The Barbados Tombs     452
The Dustbin of History     530
The Birth of the Submarine, Part III     632
Long
An "Uplifting" Story     125
Behind Bar Codes     270
Going Postal     331
The Birth of the Submarine, Part IV      683
Volcano!
Medium
Mount Pelee     45
Long
Volcanic Action     188
Mount St. Helens     237
The Lost Cities     303
History of Dracula
Short
The Quotable Vampire     618
Medium
Vlad the Impaler: The Real Dracula     562
"I Vant to Be in Pictures"     639
The Curse of Dracula     673
Vampires on Bikini Beach     676
Long
Bram Stoker's Dracula     490
"I Vant to Be a Star"     609
The Lost Masterpiece     695
Going Ape
Medium
Attack of the Monkeys!     590
The Chimp That Saved TV     670
Long
The Birth of Tarzan, Part I     510
The Birth of Tarzan, Part II     586
Tarzan of the Movies, Part I     690
Tarzan of the Movies, Part II: Here's Johnny!     719
IQ Testing
Medium
The History of the IQ Test, Part I     406
The History of the IQ Test, Part II     520
The History of the IQ Test, Part IV     678
Long
The History of the IQ Test, Part III     573
Law & Order
Short
Court Transquips     2
Strange Pet Lawsuits     86
Looney Laws     251
Lawyers on Lawyers     252
Nude Lawsuits     282
Court Transquips     371
Court Transquips     432
Medium
Strange Lawsuits     42
Dumb Crooks     102
Celebrity Lawsuits     162
Strange Lawsuits     218
Dumb Crooks     344
Strange Lawsuits     404
Mistaken Identity     433
Dumb Crooks     471
More Strange Lawsuits     560
Dumb Crooks     592
Music
Short
Off Your Rocker     357
Off Your Rocker     470
Medium
A (Bad) Night at the Opera     39
Behind the Hits     84
Uncle John's Bottom 10 Records     206
Country Hits     222
Behind the Hits     336
Behind the Hits     437
Uncle John's Bottom 10 Records     546
Photography
Medium
Camera Obscura     26
The World's First Photograph     76
Here's Looking at You     210
Photography Begins to Gel     320
Long
"Mirrors with a Memory"     134
Photomania     277
"You Press the Button, We Do the Rest"     363
Mouthing Off
Short
The Other Texans     151
The Sage of Athens     205
High Voltaire     223
Nietzsche Knows     570
Medium
Making Small Talk     307
Myths & Legends
Short
Circus Superstitions     130
Myth-Conceptions     199
Very Superstitious     229
Myth-Spoken     306
Animal Superstitions     419
Triskaidekaphobia     537
Medium
The Curse of Macbeth     131
The Legend of King Arthur     140
Aesop's Fables     148
Modern Quackery     235
Myth-America     323
A 'Toon Is Born     391
Zappa's Law and Other Facts of Life     396
Modern Mythology     506
Myth-Conceptions     515
Boop-Oop-A-Doop!     578
Myth-Understandings     581
A 'Toon Is Born     624
Myth-Spoken     642
Long
How to Read Tea Leaves     466
The Name Game
Short
For Your Reading Pleasure     121
The Name Game     291
The Golden Rule     517
Medium
Founding Fathers     3
Where'd They Get That Name?      447
Founding Fathers     458
Women's Room
Short
The Birth of Scotchgard     44
Woman to Woman     269
Wise Women     384
Medium
America's Money Laundress     63
Long
The Amazing Dr. Baker     167
Mysterious Rappings     224
Mother of the Bomb     240
Pop Science
Short
Random Science Trivia     30
Cure for What Ails Ye     138
What's in Toothpaste?     139
Q&A: Ask the Experts     171
Disgusting Facts     292
Medium
It's About Time     19
The Birth of the Dishwasher     31
Q&A: Ask the Experts     34
Q&A: Ask the Experts     267
How Soap Works     220
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall     325
Q&A: Ask the Experts     400
According to the Latest Research     449
Q&A: Ask the Experts     474
According to the Latest Research     518
Q&A: Ask the Experts     528
Q&A: Ask the Experts     602
Long
The Birth of the Compact Disc     439
Politics
Short
Poli-Talks     74
Poli-Talks      312
Poli-Talks     614
Medium
First Lady Firsts     22
The Politically Correct Quiz     230
Another Politically Correct Quiz     571
Politically Incorrect Toothpaste     584
Join the Party     712
Hoaxes
Short
Classic Hoaxes     348
Medium
Classic Hoaxes     28
You've Got Mail!     88
Classic Hoaxes     253
Urban Legends     256
Classic Hoaxes     485
Food for Thought
Short
Test Your Egg I.Q.     36
And the Wiener Is     60
Eat Your Words     94
Military Surplus: The Story of Carrot Cake     514
Food Superstitions     604
Medium
The Chocolate Hall of Fame     258
The Food Quiz     317
Wine by the Foot     499
The Origin of the Fork     540
Long
Salt Wars     144
Why We Eat Oatmeal     482
Food of the Gods     705
That's Life!
Short
Little Things Mean a Lot     559
Medium
Lucky Finds     17
The House Call of a Lifetime     79
Lucky Finds     208
Lucky Finds      444
Lucky Finds     554
Pop-Pourri
Short
You're My Inspiration     1
Revenge!     7
Uncle John's List of Sixes     41
If You     87
Three Near Misses     161
Hang up and Drive!     250
Uncle John's Page of Lists     309
You're My Inspiration     328
You're My Inspiration     343
If You     362
You're My Inspiration     388
You're My Inspiration     553
Who Smelt the Iron?     556
Never Say Never     681
Medium
Mow 'em Down     24
Dubious Achievers     232
It's Serendipity     382
The Stories Behind the Stories     607
Another Look at Mother Goose     620
Put a Cork in It!     650
You Call This Art?     658
That's Death!
Short
Famous Last Words     83
Ironic Deaths     255
Swan Songs     349
Final Thoughts     687
Medium
They Went Thataway     53
Rumors of My Death     149
The Final Edition     246
Rumors of My Death     262
They Went Thataway      338
They Went Thataway     413
Life After Death     487
Ironic Deaths     646
They Went Thataway     652
Public Lives
Short
Making His Mark     200
Nudes & Prudes     319
Medium
Famous for 15 Minutes     13
They Took the Plunge     50
Famous for 15 Minutes.com     112
Nudes & Prudes     119
Underwear in the News     172
Animals Famous for 15 Minutes     176
Famous for 15 Minutes     340
Famous for 15 Minutes     460
Friends in High Places     496
Underwear in the News     503
Nudes & Prudes     568
Long
Animals Famous for 15 Minutes     630
The Reel Stuff
Short
Celebrity Gossip     98
Celebrity Gossip     350
Video Treasures     473
Video Treasures     583
Medium
Box-Office Bloopers     8
Errol Flynn's Last Stand     61
(Not) Coming to a Theater Near You     99
Video Treasures     174
The Biggest Cult Movie of all Time     274
Reel Life     386
Rambo, Starring Pacino      464
Movie Bomb: Last Action Hero     522
Movie Bomb: Cutthroat Island     557
Movie Bomb: Waterworld     644
Long
Why Is Citizen Kane the Most important Movie of all Time?     285
Word Play
Short
Let Me Write Sign-I Speak English Good     10
Hoy, Hoy     33
The Riddler     75
The Proverbial Truth     147
BRI Brainteasers     166
Don't Nod     197
Amazing Anagrams     234
Testophobic?     276
Why Ask Why?     283
Circus Slang     293
Seeing Double     351
The Classifieds     376
"Trust in God, But Tie Your Camel"     451
More Brainteasers     489
Bad Jokes     495
Why Ask Why?     508
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet     509
Amazing Anagrams     545
We Panic in a Pew     567
Techno-Slang     599
Limericks     682
Medium
Chi Marks the Spot     37
Groaners     648
Familiar Phrases     69
Gives You Strong Mouth and Refreshing Wind     193
Don't Leave Home Without It      478
Long
English As She Is Spoke     595
Origins
Short
Word Origins     377
Random Origins     418
Word Origins     505
Medium
Word Origins     11
Word Origins     178
Origins     372
Word Origins     430
Answers     741