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TMCM page I sign when asked | 1 | |
TMCM boring legal stuff | 2 | |
TMCM's Amusing Musings title page, in case you missed the cover | 3 | |
TMCM's table of contents, this line, this word, this period | 4 | |
TMCM's Introduction. It's an old cartoon. I've gotten better since then | 6 | |
Tom Tomorrow's introduction. I tried to get him to take out the part with the strippers, but he wouldn't | 7 | |
Chapter 1 | ||
TMCM freaks out. Espresso Guy tries to help. They fight. Espresso Guy runs for President. Haiku. Espresso Guy gets depressed then ponders the paradoxical relationship between expectation and experience with TMCM before they see a movie. At a cafe TMCM plays the lottery and wins millions. Everyone wins. Unfortunately, when everyone is equal, there's no fun in being superior. Espresso Guy provides a circular ending | 11 | |
Chapter 2 | ||
TMCM tries to sleep, then wakes up grumpy, depressed, and then he has a realization about himself | 35 | |
TMCM explains "Infotainment," and TV is stupid | 40 | |
TMCM watches TV with friends. Too Much German White Chocolate Woman with Almonds repeats an idea from Chapter 1. Everyone participates in disturbing subtext, then TMCM ponders toilet paper advertising | 42 | |
TMCM explains why smells are better than photos. He's mocked, goes to a cafe to listen in on someone else's conversation | 44 | |
Chapter 3 | ||
TMCM wishes this cartoon had a better punch line | 48 | |
TMCM says: "If I had a time machine, I'd give it to a young me. I never got one, so I'll never get one (unless I got one but was unable to give it to myself; let's not nit-pick)" | 49 | |
TMCM embarks on a sea monkey adventure | 50 | |
Chapter 4 | ||
The truth behind the $2 million McDonald's spilled coffee lawsuit | 58 | |
Chapter 5 | ||
TMCM looks at a big cup of coffee | 69 | |
TMCM, ad nauseam, etcetera | 70 | |
TMCM says: "You Can't Escape Addiction--Choose Yours Carefully" | 71 | |
TMCM is silly. I don't need more silly ideas. This cartoon was intended to stanch the flow of stupid "Too Much" character suggestions | 72 | |
TMCM goes decaf, coughs, and meets someone more into coffee than himself | 73 | |
TMCM drives logic into the ground; smart people know too much to be happy. It's smart to want happiness. It's smart to be stupid, because only stupid people are happy | 77 | |
TMCM freaks out | 78 | |
TMCM realizes the amount of work to maintain even a mediocre lifestyle is astounding | 79 | |
TMCM mocks politicians because politicians are liars | 80 | |
TMCM tries to be a superhero (but not really). He bumps into Mr. Election (whose power comes from a voting audience). TMCM expresses his desire for fame to Espresso Guy and Too Much German White Chocolate Woman with Almonds | 83 | |
TMCM shows how to "become one with the urban environment through stress" | 86 | |
TMCM meets Waif Supermodel at a party. She's dumb | 87 | |
TMCM hears: "Just because everyone is crazy, it doesn't mean that you're sane" | 90 | |
Chapter 6 | ||
TMCM realizes that, concerning most things, the more you know the more you're sickened. Espresso Guy exclaims, "Knowledge is nausea" | 93 | |
TMCM meets a jerk | 94 | |
TMCM freaks out and complains about the future we should already have. He and his friends go to outer space and freak out about the rebirth of the Cold War. TMCM runs out of air in a thinly veiled "Take Care of the Planet" metaphor. Dumb jokes and they go home. TMCM freaks out again and moves to the country where he meets a weird guy. Espresso Guy inexplicably shows up | 95 | |
TMCM explains to a street preacher why God is an atheist | 119 | |
Chapter 7 | ||
Page 121 (a deconstructivist cartoon) | 121 | |
TMCM remembers when NY was known for crime (when cartoon was funnier) | 122 | |
TMCM and Espresso Guy pay homage to street musicians | 123 | |
TMCM fights the sin of repeating jokes | 124 | |
TMCM's version of: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king" | 125 | |
TMCM ponders self-worth and fights the sin of repeating jokes, again | 126 | |
TMCM in a happiness fight | 128 | |
TMCM is not in this cartoon | 129 | |
TMCM and Espresso Guy laugh at organized anarchists | 130 | |
TMCM and Espresso Guy as symbolic characters in the global warming argument | 131 | |
TMCM goes to a cafe. Imagine that | 133 | |
TMCM "Story Time!" | 134 | |
TMCM explains why money is a placebo and gives up being TMCM. He loses his body and, after finding it, makes a list of everyone who has pissed him off. He excludes Espresso Guy, and this pisses off Espresso Guy, which is funny | 137 | |
TMCM's many moods | 141 | |
The End | ||
TMCM's ironic, self-righteous mocking of people who hang out in coffee shops | 143 | |
Ad trying to look so classy that it won't look like an ad | 144 |
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