The world's all-time best collection of good clean jokes Book

Bob Phillips, a humorist with more than four million books in print, presents a big, rib-tickling collection that everyone can enjoy. It's good clean fun! What's the definition of a wedding ring? "A one-man band." Which sign does an obstetrician have in the office? "Pay as you grow." What's the best description of a boss? "The one who is early when you are late and late when you are early." Who's a bore? "One who opens his mouth and puts his feats in." These are just a sampling of the thousands of jokes that will provide a laugh a minute for anyone who enjoys wholesome humor. Organized alphabetically by subject, the categories range from "Above Average "to "Zoo," stopping along the way for "Famous Last Words, Gotcha, Kids, Psychiatrists, School Days," and more. From one-liners ("I've enjoyed talking to you: my mind needed a rest") to elephant jokes, they're perfect for brightening up a bulletin board, lightening up a speech, and bringing laughs to the family dinner table.