The steampunk trilogy Book

Dear book;

Thank you for the fun filled day we spent together. Our time together was fun, but now we should go our separate ways. I liked you but not as kids used to say, liked you liked you. I don't want you to think it's anything you did wrong, you were just fine (oh please don't take that the wrong way, I can already see you stamping your little book feet and saying "Fine!, I'm Fine! I'll show you Fine you fucking half-stupid pretentious little shit!"), but you just weren't for me. We had some laughs, and our romp together even cause me to be late to work by fifteen minutes. Maybe we can still be friends, but for now I think it's best if we see others: you other readers, and me other books.

Your Pal!

Greg