The secret desires of a soccer mom Book

You know those times when you get a book on the Kindle because it's free or really close to it, and you read it, and it's not so horrible that you stop and delete it and scream GET THEE HENCE O CRAPTACULAR BIG PILE OF RUBBISH but also it's not so good that you could actually say that you enjoyed it and the protagonist is so annoying and so astonishingly inept at, well, everything, and her husband is absent to the point that you almost hope he is having an affair because HOW COULD HD BD SO STUPID AS TO FALL FOR THIS WOMAN'S ATTEMPTS AT SUBTERFUGE and even the friends are annoying too and omg how many men can one woman perve at because frankly I am often up for a little perve but this chick makes me look like a freaking nun and in the end after you finished the book you kind of wish you hadn't?
That.