The Mad Bathroom Companion: Turd in a Series Book

	Introduction
	"New Twists on Old Jokes"
	"A Psalm For a Sabbath Morning"
	"Adventures of the Red Baron or 'Happiness 1st Ein Kleine Kaput Beagle'"
	"One Day on the Bridge"
	"A Portfolio of MAD Zoo-Lulus"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"A MAD Look at Garbagemen"
	"MAD Rattlers"
	"You Know You're Really a Bore When..."
	"A Quick Stroll"
	"MAD's Suggestions For How Our Cities Can Solve Their Problems"
	"A MAD Look at...Obedience Training"
	"Ads for Movie Revivals"
	"Your MAD Horoscope"
	"Don't You Feel Like a Schmuck?!"
	"Look Slim and Trim Without Diet or Strenuous Exercise"
	"T-Shirts With Messages We'd Like To See"
	"Wishful Thinking"
	"One Evening at Home"
	"Customized Mobile Homes That Reflect Where Their Owners Are From"
	"Answers to Children's Letters--From God"
	"MAD Salutes the Output of American Industry"
	"The MAD Wrestling Primer"
	"A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at a Shopping Center"
	"The Psychology of Snoring"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair"
	"Instant TV Replays We Would Rather Not Have to See"
	"MAD's Real Life 'Catch 22's'"
	"Graffiti Through History"
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Peanuts Comic Strip"
	"How Many Mistakes Can You Find in this Picture?"
	"A MAD Look at Birds"
	"Has Anybody Ever Really Seen..."
	"Unavoidable Exercises for the Urban Dweller"
	"Rocky V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or, The Italian Stallion vs. the Great Hollywood Villains"
	"MAD's Celebrity Supermarket"
	"On a Saturday Afternoon"
	"Time Flies...Time Drags...(and Vice Versa)"
	"You Know You're in a Second Marriage When..."
	"Interpreting the News"
	"Making Baseball Card Collections Complete"
	"A MAD Look at Palm Reading"
	"Things You Can Do For Your Dog On His Birthday"
	"A MAD Look at Tarzan"
	"TV Emmy Awards We'd Like to See"
	"Snappy Answers to Stupid Bumper Stickers"
	"The MAD Practical Driving Test"
	"While Clamming in New Jersey"
	"Fortune Cookies That Are Relevant"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"One Day on a Hike"
	"The Name Game of the Rich and Famous"
	"A MAD Look at Some Widely Held Misconceptions"
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"Odes to Appliances, Gadgets and Other Modern Conveniences"
	"Don Edwing Looks at Funerals"
	"When 'Doublespeak' Takes Over Competely"
	"Patterns of Speech"
	"Specialized Nautilus Machines For Practical Everyday Activities"
	"One Day in a Garage"
	"What It Will Be Like When Every Device 'Talks'"
	"MAD's Alibis For All Occasions"
	"More Ads We Never Got to See"
	"One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel"
	"If Computers Are So Brilliant..."
	"A MAD Look at Amusement Parks"
	"Pastimes for Nerds"
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"The MAD People Watcher's Guide to an Airport"
	"Truth in Road Signs"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"MAD's Aptitude Test Number One: Will You Make a Good Doctor?"
	"All You Need to Know You Learned in Nursery School"
	"If Famous Movies Were Made Into Comic Strips"
	"A MAD Guide to Social Behavior"
	"One Day During a Cavalry Attack"
	"Laundromat Bingo"
	"MAD Mini-Movies Featuring the Fickle Finger of Fate"
	"The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock"
	"One Tuesday Morning"
	"What's in a Name? Part Two: Institutions"
	"Amazing Facts (and Surprising Discoveries) From the Human Genome DNA Project"
	"The MAD D.J. Primer"
	"A MAD Look at Hunting"
	"Celebrity Sound Effects"
	"Warning Labels of the Future Designed to Head Off Potential Lawsuits"
	"Duck Edwing Hangs Out at the Mall"
	"Your MAD Horoscope"
	"MAD's Practical Joke Catalogue For Doctors"
	"Old MacDonald"
	"One Day on the Highway"
	"10 Little Candidates"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"MAD's Updated Book Titles"
	"World Communism Close-Out Sale"
	"How to End a Date Painlessly"
	"MAD's Instant Movie Reviews"
	"Late One Night in a Waterfront Tavern"
	"When Roadside Signs Overlap"
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"Eavesdropper Shockers"
	"The MAD Stages of..."
	"Guys You're Likely to Meet Before Mr. 'Right'"
	"Rules for Games the Way They're Really Played"
	"One Night in a Police Station"
	"A MAD Look at Fast Food"
	"New Uses For Old Batteries"
	"The Lighter Side of..."
	"MAD's Aptitude Test Number Four: Will You Make a Good Politician?"
	"Horrifying Political Cliches"
	"The MAD Travel Agency's Specialized Tours For You and Your Neurosis"
	"One Night in a Living Room"
	"More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters"
	"Stupid Pet Owner Tricks"
	"A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes on the Set of a Slasher Movie"
	"Spy vs. Spy"
	"MAD Magazine Reader's Competition"
	"'Hey--Look Behind You!'"
	"A MAD Look at Weddings"
	"Cause or Coincidence??"
	"How to Spice Up Your Video Will"
	"One Day With a Wishbone"
	"Drawn Out Dramas"