The Chronicles of His Excellency: Almost-an-Eighth-of-a-Memoir Book

Join an adolescent loser as he journeys throughout his days, recounting mostly bad times. He will astound you with toleration of embarrassment and opinions no one else cares about. He will also offend you sooner or later. The author desires only to reveal the truth about life as a teenager. Stereotypes, hypocrisy, world domination. All are explained and either hated or planned out in this wonderful must-read. If his friends read it, then you should too. And you should tell your friends, just to help the author out. A coming of age work, anyone who reads this seemingly pointless crap will (hopefully) walk away with some (possibly twisted) sense of learning and a lighter step. If the person has a cane and a top hat, the scenario will be much more like that which may be found in any randomly selected musical.