The Buzz on Sex, Dating and Relationships Book

	Intro: Dating Preface	1
	Scream 9.5, or: Everything I Needed to Know about Romance I Learned from Horror Movies	2
Chapter 1	Dating 101	5
	Disastrous Dates Throughout History	6
	Flirting with Disaster	11
	Pucker-Up	15
	Daisy Dictionary	19
	Dating Etiquette	22
	Breaking Up Is Hard for You	25
	Holidating, Or: Merry Ex-Mas!	29
Chapter 2	Getting Personal	33
	Personally Seeking	34
	Personals: Reality Bites	36
	Free Samples	39
	Reading Between the Love Lines	42
	Keeping an Eye on Your Blind Date	45
Chapter 3	Love at First (Web) Site	49
	Amorous Adventures in Cyber Dating	50
	Got Male! (or Female!)	56
	Buddy List Blues	58
	Not So Buddy List: Simone's Story	62
	Techno Tango	65
	Cybersleuths & Cyberstalkers	69
Chapter 4	Night Life	71
	Bar Hopping	72
	The Bartender's Guide to Rum and Romance	75
	Body Language for the Cocktail Clueless	80
	Ladies Night, Or: Leapin' Lounge Lizards	83
	Ladies Night: Take Two	85
	Max and Mindy: Cocktail Companions	88
Chapter 5	Cinema Courtship	91
	Dinner & a Movie: Free Admission to the Ultimate Date	92
	Safety in Numbers: The Summer Blockbuster!	96
	Blockbuster vs. Bars: Why Can't BOTH Serve Beer?	98
	Dirty on DVD: Aphrodisiacs for the Eyes	100
	Big vs. Little (Screens, That Is ...)	103
	Ticket to Disaster: Your First Foreign Film	107
	Dispatches from a Chick-Flick/Action Film Hostage	109
Chapter 6	Let's Talk about Sex!	115
	SEX-iquette	116
	Virginity Affinity	121
	Spice Rack (of Love)	126
	Guys & Stalls, Or: One Queer Quiz	131
	Getting Off (On Turn Ons!)	135
Chapter 7	Stubbornly Single	139
	My Bloody Valentine	140
	Forever Futons	145
	Single by Default	147
	"That's Right, Table for One..."	149
	"Always a Bridesmaid" vs. "Forever a Groomsman"	152
Chapter 8	Matrimony Matters	155
	Institutionalized: The History of Marriage	156
	Indecent Proposals	159
	Bachelor Party: Busts or Bust!	161
	Bachelorette Party: She Said!	165
	Wedded Bliss(ters!)	169
	Happy Honeymoon: Fairy Tale or Urban Legend?	171
Chapter 9	A Generation Grows Grouchy	175
	"Hey, Who Let All These Kids in Here?"	176
	Darth Dilemma: Vader vs. Maul	177
	Drive-Thru Lonely	179
	Rogaine Strain	180
	MA'AM-A-GRAM	182
	Making a Spectacle	185
	Ally McBacklash	187
	Sarcasm Spills Over	190
Chapter 10	Workplace Wooing and other Last Resorts	193
	Office Romance: Just the Fax	194
	Cubicle Courtship: Rainbow Room	195
	Laundromat Love	197
	Joining the Gym: Heart Smart	200
	Caffeine and Poetry: Acid Reflux or Aphrodisiacs?	203
	Epilogue	207
	After (word) the Lovin'	208
	Index	209