The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor Book

	Acknowledgments	9
	Preamble	13
	Introduction	15
Chapter 1	A Breath of Fresh Air	25
Chapter 2	Flush Now, or Blush Later	33
Chapter 3	A Time and a Place for Everything	41
Chapter 4	Cleanliness and Thoughtfulness Are Next to Godliness	47
Chapter 5	Addressing Issues of Towels and Toilet Tissues	57
Chapter 6	Give it a Jiggle ... Give it a Wiggle	65
Chapter 7	Behind Closed Doors	71
Chapter 8	Bathroom Etiquette Nursery Rhymes	77
Chapter 9	Bathroom Etiquette Song Parodies	85
Chapter 10	"Fartlett's" Unfamiliar Quotes	135
Chapter 11	Confuse-us Rules of Bathroom Etiquette	143
Chapter 12	The Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette	151
Chapter 13	For Gracious Hosts and Hostesses	163
Chapter 14	For Ladies Only	171
Chapter 15	For Men, Thoughtful Of Women	177
Chapter 16	For Food Handlers	181
Chapter 17	Techno-Jingles For Computer Geeks	185
Chapter 18	All About Pet-iquette	195
Chapter 19	Strictly Shower And Tub	205
Chapter 20	Don't Be Skittish ... It's Only Yiddish	211
Chapter 21	Bathroom Thoughts	237
	A Final Word	245
	Glossary Of Bathroom Terminology	247