Tales of Southeast Asia Book

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The Ransom of Red Chief:
This is one of the most hilarious stories ever written.

The Cop and the Anthem:
A homeless man tries to get himself arrested so that he can spend three warm months in prison not having to worry about where his next meal is coming from during the cold winter.

The Gift of the Magi:
A sweet, sad Christmas story that brings tears to my eyes every time I read it without fail.

After Twenty Years:
Another sad story.

A Retrieved Reformation:
Finally, a happy story.

One Dollar's Worth:
Another happy story.

The Skylight Room:
I have nothing to say about this.

From the Cabby's Seat:
Cute, although he might be reaching for a twist in this one.

The Theory and the Hound:
There's a lot of animal abuse in O. Henry.

The Atavism of John Tom Little Bear:
Racist garbage.

Jimmy Hayes and Muriel:
Sweet and sad.

Hygeia at the Solito:
Great story.

Hearts and Hands:
Sweet and sad.

A Blackjack Bargainer:
Sweet and sad.

A Chaparral Christmas Gift:
Sweet and sad.

Two Thanksgiving Day Gentlemen:
Sad and sweet.

The Reformation of Calliope:
Sweet and cute.

Out of Narareth:
Sweet and cute.

A Call Loan:
Sweet and cute.

The Green Door:
Sweet and cute.

Hearts and Crosses:
Sweet and Cute.

The Adventures of Shamrock Jolnes:
Cute.

The Passing of Black Eagle:
Kind of weird, but still good-natured.

The Caliph and the Cad:
Cute and Sweet.

Friends in San Rosario:
Sweet and Cute. Awwwww.

The Whirlgig of Life:
Sweet and Cute.

Whistling Dick's Christmas Stocking:
Cute.

Mammon and the Archer:
Cute.

The Pimienta Pancakes:
Oh, that was kind of sad.

The Last Leaf:
Sad and sweet.

A Departmental Case:
That is a man. Very attractive.

Vanity and Some Sables:
A bit weird.

Bexar Scrip No. 2692:
What the fuck was that?

The Ransom of Mack:
Funny.

The Caliph, Cupid and the Clock:
Sweet and Sad. (hide spoiler)]