Plotzlich Prinzessin (The Princess Diaries) Book

THIS BOOK IS A MODERN CLASSIC.

Honestly, I read this book in middle school and I still like it. Can you believe that? This book is so good that it makes current brilliant cool me agree with twelve-year-old me, who loved Justin Bieber and thought Aeropostale graphic tees were the height of fashion. It's miraculous. Also I'm amazing. (Just thought I'd clarify that in case my previous statement hadn't made it clear.)

Anyway this is so so so so fun and surprisingly woke for having been written 18 years ago. I truly enjoyed it and now have suckered myself into rereading this whole series, which is like seriously a thousand books long.

But wait I just realized Mia is 14 years old???? My god. WAIT A DRUNKEN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD KISSED HER. I may have to deduct a half-star and/or take back that whole "woke" comment from a paragraph ago.

Whatever.

Bottom line: Is there anything better than rereading a dumb book you loved when you were dumb and being like "oh wow this is actually crazy fun"??????