Painting the Walls Red : The Uninhibited Woman's Guide to a Fabulous Life After 40 Book

Welcome to middlescence!

Our hormones are rearranging themselves. Again. We are irrational. Again. We are tempted. Again. We are needy. Again. We are moody. Again. Dramatic. Again. Depressed. Again. Restless. Again. And excited-always excited.

Painting the Walls Red is a witty and touching collection of essays that provides you with an honest, astonishing, and intense glimpse into the crazy times of midlife and menopause. This book empowers your body, mind, and spirit as you reach menopause-and it helps you explore your mild side and your wild side as you learn new things about yourself.

• Chronological Fatigue Syndrome: The middlescence equivalent of needing a "time out"
• So Many Men, So Many Moods: Does male menopause exist? Absolutely! Secrets for coexisting, regardless of mood
• Dropping, Drooping, Hanging Down: Our once-perky breasts are closer to our waist than to our shoulders-and this requires a new set of survival skills
• Desires at 15 and 50: Juggling menopause and raising a teen means learning stunning new things about hormones and sexuality-and self-discovery!
• Old Age Avoidance Disorder: A call to debunk the social stigma about aging-vintage cars and vintage clothes are hot, but vintage people are not