Not Quite a Husband Book

This was a Buddy Read Square of different Sherry Thomas books with 3 other hapless victims.

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THE SMASH HIT OF THE CENTURY!

Critics Say: "I laughed. I cried. I wanted to kill myself. No, seriously...where's the cyanide?"

Not Quite Much of Anything A Husband

FEEL your mind expand with hot atlas action!
It was 370 miles from Gilgit, where he'd been peacefully minding his own business, to Leh, that much again back to Gilgit, then 220 miles from Gilgit to Chitral.


QUAKE with excitement as the hero and heroine play chess!
Her king knight leaped over the four pawns that had neatly lined up in e4, f4, g4, and h4. His king knight joined the battle. Her king knight dashed back and took out his king knight pawn. He removed her king pawn.
...
She picked up her king rook, set it down, picked up a pawn, set it down, picked up her queen, and set it down.


SCREAM with the triumph of the feminist spirit as a wife goes frigid because repeated sleep rape makes her horny and unable to concentrate on her day job as a successful female surgeon!


TREMBLE to the heated desire of oral sex and handjobs in a world gone mad!


THRILL to the sighting of flares as hordes of the rebellious colonized swarm outside the fortress!
The hospital assistant came back a minute later. "The flare has been lit."

"What flare?" Leo and Bryony asked in unison.

"The Khan of Dir's men promised to light a flare from their position in the hills to warn us of an attack."

And now the flare had been lit.

Here's your flair flare!

WEEP with sorrow as letters are written and read!


SIGH with relief as you get that high school anatomy lesson at long last!
"I know a great deal about the penis," she said. "I can name its every last component, from the fundiform ligament that anchors it to the pubic bone, to the fascia that covers and binds the entire structure."

She laughed. "Now, the column of the penis is composed of three cylinders'a pair of corpora cavernosa and the corpus spongiosum, which is this ridge along the length of the penis."

She rubbed her finger along that ridge. His poor captive member jerked with the stimulation. "Blood comes down the aorta, flows into the internal iliac artery, passes under the pelvic bone via the pudendal artery, and finally enters the common penile artery for engorgement. Then, through the corporoveno-occlusive mechanism, the veins are blocked and the influx of blood kept in the penis, thereby maintaining the firmness needed for penetration."


EMERGE from this epic story with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart!