Napoleon's Penis: Plus Other Engaging and Outrageous Tales Book

Contents

Preface to Napoleon's Penis....................vii
1. The Peripatetic Posthumous Peregrination of Napoleon's Penis....................1
2. Strangers in an Elevator....................5
3. The Man with the Golden Penis....................8
4. Scared to Death....................10
5. Death and Fanny's Red Dress....................14
6. Yiddish as a Second Language....................16
7. On Growing Old(Er) A Philosophic, Not So Scientific Treatise on The Subject of Aging....................20
8. The Terrible Question....................24
9. An Essay on Romantic Love....................27
10. A Prescription for Melancholia....................30
11. Dear Mom and Dad: The Nightmarish Letter to Home....................33
12. Lemons and Lemonade....................36
13. Basic Science ... Who Cares?....................38
14. South Africa: Visit to the Dark Continent....................41
15. Bungee Jumping in Australia and New Zealand....................45
16. Egypt: Up and Down The Nile Plus Jordan....................49
17. The Seductive Charm of Rio, Macho Spell of Buenos Aires, and Genial Allure of La Paz....................55
18. East African Safari....................62
19. Tulips, Windmills, Goulash, Strauss Waltzes, and Beer Gardens....................67
20. Israel Health Care: Example for USA....................73
21. Transatlantic by QEII to London, The Tube, Museums, and Pub Beer....................76
22. Legal Rights of Prisoners and Chunky-Style Peanut Butter Jailhouse Blues or How Maligned Criminals Should Be Treated More Kindly and Deferentially....................82
23. Racism in America....................89
24. The Underclass and Society....................94
25. The Neurobiology of Homosexuality....................98
26. The Sexual Revolution of the 1960s through 1980s....................102
27. Legal Aspects o f Genital HSV Infection....................114
28. Frictional Dermatitis of Onan....................121
29. An Epihany: Rediscovering my Judaic Roots....................123
30. Gustatory/Olfactory Conditioning: Quack, Quack, Quack....................128
31. My Furry Friend Coco....................130
32. Norman Cousins and Larry Flynt: You Got to Be Kidding....................134
33. Horoscopes For Sale....................137
34. John, Ken and Aids 1982: Three Sad Words....................140
35. Yumps and The Herbal Industry....................143
36. The Biermans Do Cordova Alaska....................145
37. Twenty Guaranteed Ways to Insure Revocation and Suspension of Your License to Practice Medicine....................150