Let's pave the stupid rainforests & give school teachers stun guns and other ways to save America Book

Ed Anger is mad - pig-biting mad! - and he's not gonna take it any more. As America's angriest - and funniest - columnist, Ed pushes the conservative envelope. In fact, he tears the envelope to shreds. HIS contract with America promises the right to smoke anytime, anywhere; a fresh credit slate for every American man, woman, and child; and a gun in every holster. It's crazy, but it just might work. Knock down the Statue of Liberty and put a lock on our borders now! GI Joe is a he-man toy, not a doll! I'd rather live next to a prison than a public school! Let doctors wheel and deal like used-car salesmen! Let our kids balance the federal budget!