In the Small of My Backyard Book

	Around When I Was Born	9
	Holiday Promotional Gimmick	10
	That Kid and His Mom	11
	The Way I Tie My Shoes	12
	Garage Sale	14
	Drunk Guy	15
	Galoshes	16
	Between Shitty and Ideal	17
	Someone to Love Me	18
	Privilege	19
	Upholstered Chairs	20
	Disposable Pens	21
	Banking	22
	The Parking Lot Didn't Help	23
	A Box of Chocolates	24
	Bladders in the Windpipe	25
	To Capitalize Ungodly	29
	Books Out to Yale	30
	President Garfield	32
	All His Rubber Away	34
	Washington D.C.	35
	Elvis Island	36
	Mom in Milwaukee	39
	Suckers	40
	Integrity	41
	Corresponding Idiots	42
	The Rite of Spring	43
	Where They Were and What They Were Doing	45
	Avocado Toilets	47
	Even as a Boy	48
	Broken Intellectuals	49
	Art History	50
	James Joyce	51
	Madagascar	52
	Science Was Invented By A Bunch of Guys Who Were So Ugly They Couldn't Possibly Believe In God	54
	Intellectual Property	56
	Somehow Preferable	58
	Other People's Money	59
	The Motorman's Friend	63
	Roofing	64
	Your Entertainment Dollar	65
	Really Bad Letters	66
	The Problem with the Banana	67
	I Was Wrong	69
	He Had a Way	70
	Mexican Insane Asylums	71
	Kalamazoo	72
	Rugged Individualism	73
	Carp Gallbladders	74
	Ping Pong	75
	Bobby Pins	76
	One Another's Toothbrushes	77
	A Picture Painter I Know	78
	The Free and Open Exchange of Ideas	80
	Looking Forward to Back Surgery	81
	Figure Drawings	82
	The Right Tool for the Job	83
	Be Wary	84
	Old World Craftsmanship	85
	Coleslaw	87
	Practically a Wash	88
	Emphysema	89
	Comparative Literature	90
	Far From the Madding Crowd	91
	I Made Up This Limerick	92