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Hour 1 | Syndicated Talk (The Actual Program You See Will Vary Depending on Where You Live) | 1 |
Station Identification | ||
Opening Montage (Roll Tape) | ||
Meet the Hosts | ||
Meet the Guests | ||
Supply Medical Treatment for the Guests | ||
Begin First Protracted Shoving, Punching, and Deleted Dialogue Segment Between Best Friends Who Care About Each Other a Lot | ||
Add Fuel to Fire; Cue Second Bouncer | ||
Begin 2-Minute 45-Second Sibling Shoving, Punching, and Deleted Dialogue Segment | ||
Add More Fuel to Fire; Alert Hospital to Prepare for Injuries | ||
Everyone Realizes This Is the Show | ||
Prepare to Pay Bouncers Overtime | ||
Hour 2 | Live at Five (Dead by Six) | 12 |
Tease | ||
Inventing a Riot | ||
A Reassuring Segue | ||
Only Popular Restaurants Are Dangerous | ||
Tease | ||
Ad Time-Out: You Will Be on Television | ||
Feeling the Barometric Pressure | ||
What Ever Happened to the Story About the Breast Implants? | ||
Movie--or Reality? | ||
The Great Baking Powder Incident | ||
Tease | ||
Promo | ||
Ad Time-Out: You Can Be a Newswriter | ||
First Feature: It Could Happen Any Time Without Warning | ||
Segue into Terrifying Weather | ||
Air Quality | ||
Weather Time-Out: You Can Be a Weathercaster | ||
Dessert | ||
How Many Times Can One Car Smash into a House? | ||
Minor Injuries, Major Pictures | ||
Wicked Winds | ||
Tease | ||
Ad Time-Out: May Is the Cruelest Month. February's Not So Great, Either | ||
Second Feature: Extreme Sex | ||
What's Really Important in Philadelphia | ||
Exactly Why Do They Need Weather Reports in San Diego? | ||
Ad Time-Out: You Can Be a News Director | ||
Score! | ||
Now, an Ad for an Ad | ||
Third Feature: Implants | ||
After the Surgery | ||
Ad Time-Out: You Can Be a Star | ||
More Sex, Please | ||
Dave Loves Cheesesteaks | ||
Lock Those Doors--and Come Back at Eleven | ||
Hour 3 | Network | 77 |
Tease | ||
War Stories | ||
Excuse Me? | ||
But Enough About You | ||
Up Next | ||
Promo | ||
Ad Time-Out: Let's Have an Impeachment! | ||
Al Gore Gets a Surprise Makeover | ||
Down to Size | ||
Tease | ||
Promo | ||
Ad Time-Out: Fear at 6:16, Outrage at 6:20 | ||
Scary Cars | ||
Scary Phones | ||
Feeling Fleeced | ||
Tease | ||
Promo | ||
Ad Time-Out: Take the Fear and Outrage Challenge! | ||
Freaky, Roof-Busting Great Balls of Hail | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Promo | ||
Fade Out | ||
Postscript: The Sky Keeps Falling | 127 | |
News | ||
TV Show | ||
Mini-Series | ||
News | ||
News | ||
News | ||
Mini-Series | ||
News | ||
Closing Comments | 130 | |
About the Author | 135 | |
Notes | 137 | |
Index | 145 |
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