I, Superhero!!: We Wear Tights So You Won't Have To Book

Contents

Acknowledgments....................vii
CHAPTER 1 IN WHICH I PUT EVERYTHING THAT WOULD NORMALLY GO IN THE INTRODUCTION But No One Ever Reads Those, or at Least I Don't, So I'm Putting It Here....................1
CHAPTER 2 COWBOY SECRET SPACE DETECTIVE: GEIST....................14
CHAPTER 3 IN WHICH I EXERCISE ... Kinda....................43
CHAPTER 4 SUPERWHATNOW? or, All the Good Names Are Taken....................59
CHAPTER 5 DON QUIXOTE DE ORLANDO: MASTER LEGEND....................70
CHAPTER 6 SIDEKICKS The Also-Rans of the Superhero World....................111
CHAPTER 7 ARMY OF ONE: MR. XTREME....................126
CHAPTER 8 DOES THIS CAPE MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG? Superhero Costuming and Equipmentage....................170
CHAPTER 9 THE BAD GUYS ARE BROUGHT Real-Life Super Villains....................202
CHAPTER 10 SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH AMAZONIA....................228
CHAPTER 11 ME, GEIST, AND MY JUNK A Hero Is Born....................256
CHAPTER 12 LESSONS LEARNED or, Remind Me Why I Did This Again?....................285
The Amazing Whitebread's Legion of Superbuddies League of Societies....................291
APPENDIX 1 The Hall of Spandex or, Nine Bigger-Than-Life Heroes and One Little Bitty Villain....................292
APPENDIX 2 Mortified by Justice Mrs. Whitebread Speaks!....................321
APPENDIX 3 You Can Pick Your Name, and You Can Pick Your Nose, but You Can't Pick Your Name's Nose or Something Like That....................326