Hockey Quotes Book

The greatest, funniest and most memorable phrases in hockey history:
• ''I get paid for the practices. I'd play the games for nothing.'' Tim Horton, former Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman
• ''When we've got the puck, they can't score.'' Paul Coffey, former Edmonton Oilers forward
• ''We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.'' Brad Park, former Detroit Red Wings defenseman
• ''Hockey players can walk on water.'' Unknown
• ''How would you like a job where every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?'' Jacques Plante, former Montreal Canadiens goaltender
• ''I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.'' Rodney Dangerfield, comedian
• ''You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.'' Wayne Gretzky, ''The Great One''
• ''Remember, keep your stick on the ice.'' Steve Smith, a.k.a. Red Green
• ''I've got nothing to say, and I'm only going to say it once!'' Floyd Smith, former Toronto Maple Leafs head coach
• And many more.