Hey Ranger 2: More True Tales of Humor and Misadventure from the Great Outdoors Book

Introduction     1
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time     4
Ignorance Is Not Bliss     13
Does the River Run Downstream?     22
Stalking the Wild Beast     30
Stetsons in the City     40
Marina Mania     46
Monumental Mix-ups     56
The Bear Facts-and a Little Fun     68
And the Winner Is...     78
Sadder but Wiser?     88
Assumption Junction     96
You've Got Mail     104
Let Sleeping Bears Lie     111
Six Feet High and Rising     120
"A River of Gasoline"     129
Doing the Wave     140
Skip These Tips     148
This Ambulance Was Hot Stuff     155
When in Doubt...Don't     166
Don't Believe Everything You Read     175
A Nice Place to Visit, But...     182
When All Else Fails, Read the Directions     192
Old MacDonald Had a Farm-But Not a Park     198
Over the Hill and into the Woods...     205
There's a Lot at Stake     213
In the Eye of the Beholder     223
"There You Are, Boys..."     232
Way Beyond the Call ofDuty     237
Upon Further Review...     247
Sources of Additional Information     255
Books and Videos     255
Organizations and Government Agencies     256
Acknowledgments     259
Sources Quoted     261
How to Contact the Author     263