Damn Right I'm From Cleveland: Your Guide to Makin' It in America's 47th Biggest City Book

Introduction Foreword by the Cleveland Tourism Board The Origin of Cleveland: Why Did This Happen? Cleveland Has It's Own Flag! A Better Cleveland Flag! Cleveland's Indigenous Species How Bone Thugs N Harmony Can Help You Avoid Danger West Side vs. East Side Cleveland's Free Stamp (Potential) Cleveland Bumper Stickers Three Plans to Resurrect Downtown Cleveland Higher Learning Opportunities! Visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (Hurry, Before They Let Bon Jovi In!) "Rock Hall 2" Slider: What Are You and Why Do You Haunt Me? Terrible Events in Cleveland Sports History I Wish I Could Quit You The Great Cleveland Brown Mustard Debate Draw Your Own Lake Erie Monster! One Thing That Bothers Me About the 1989 Movie "Major League" Stuff that Has Happened Since Cleveland Won a Championship A Heartfelt Plea to Browns Fans with Children Ricky "Wrong Way" Davis' Pathetic Triple-Double Attempt (My Favorite Cleveland Cavaliers Memory) Become a Published Author! The Chief Wahoo Mascot: Native Americans No Like ’Um Cleveland Dating On the Cheap Edgewater Beach Bingo Mike Polk Jr.'s Favorite Cleveland Bars A Guide to Cleveland Girls Three Gentlemen's Clubs of Cleveland Great Lakes Brewing Company: A.K.A., The Main Reason Many of Us Haven't Moved Yet Mike Polk Jr.'s Local Celebrity Friends Three Cute Cleveland Bartenders Slam Poetry Time! Those Cleveland Tourism Videos That Your Cousin Emailed You a Link To The 98.5 Mike Polk Jr. Guarantee Four Great Places to Take a Dump While Downtown Cleveland Traffic Cameras: Where Can I Drive Recklessly Without Fear of Reprisal? RTA Protocol Lucky Make-a-Wish Page! Cleveland Adventure Mad Libz Cleveland Thrifting Like a Pro Cleveland Enemy Hall of Fame How and When to Tell Your Kids About "The Cleveland Steamer" Lesser Known Northern-Ohio-Themed Sex Acts Haunted Cleveland Landmarks Four Swell Spots Around Cleveland that Make Me Temporarily Forget How Pointless and Bleak Man's Existence Is