Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country Book

"If you took the lovechild of Barry, Bombeck and Barr (it was a threesome), dressed her up in taffeta and beat her with a milk goat - Nola Kelsey would result!" In Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country, satirist Nola Kelsey leaves no stone unburned as she recounts one women's experience with the 'joys' of settling into the so called, simple life. Includes: The Perks of Global Warming Milk Goats: Know Thy Enemy Handy uses for honey-dipped Chihuahuas Tips for removing bats from your showerhead A pop quiz on The Myth of the Country Gentleman Guerrilla Techniques for Alienating Your Country Neighbors "Two hours and several flattened mailboxes later, county sheriffs blazed into Bison Flats. Apparently the mayhem had caught them off guard. Never mind that the after rodeos rampage is an event so predictable fetuses of pregnant Algerian nomads had seen it coming."