Beer is Not a Food Group Book

	How I Wrote This Book	3
	Congratulations	7
	Super You	9
	The Stages of Eating	10
	The Lecture on Eating Good Food	11
	Kitchen Safety	14
	Sometimes You Don't Need to Measure, Serving Sizes, and Substitutions	17
	The Two Faces of Breakfast: The Quick Breakfast	19
	Mike's Great Oatmeal	20
	Ann's Wheat Berry Breakfast	21
	Maggie's Stove Top Granola	22
	Lunatic Granola Bars	23
	The Two Faces of Breakfast: The Up Late/Up Late Breakfast	24
	How to Make an Omelet	25
	Huevos Rancheros	26
	Scrambled Corn	27
	Dear Admissions Department	28
	Oatmeal Nut Waffles	30
	John's Stuffed French Toast	31
	John's Apple Walnut Pancakes with Cinnamon Butter	32
	Cottage Style Pancakes	34
	Rommate Food Etiquette	35
	Soups and Stews	36
	Legal Beer Cheese Soup	37
	French Onion Soup	38
	Split Pea Soup with Ham Hock or Not	39
	Carly's Microwave Chicken Chili	40
	Chowder: A Story with Multiple Endings	42
	Easy Tomato Soup	44
	Chicken and Dumplings	45
	Gaelen's Pot Roast Stew	46
	Why You Should Buy Some Food Organic Even If You're Broke	47
	Salads and Breads	49
	How to Build a Good Salad	50
	A Few Salad Combo Ideas	51
	Five Salad Dressings	52
	Mustard Vinaigrette
	In Case You Like French Dressing
	Creamy Italian Dressing
	Honey Lime Dressing
	Ranch Dressing
	Frank, Joe and the Fan: A Short Conversation With the Landlord	54
	Oranges with Olives and Red Onions	56
	Caesar Salad	57
	Andy's Barley Salad	58
	Thai Noodle Salad	59
	Hot Dog Tongue Salad	60
	Lentils and Feta	61
	Fun with Harmless Chemicals	62
	John's Simple Biscuits	64
	Always Ready Bran Muffins	65
	Cornbread	66
	Apricot Walnut Scones	67
	Orange Popovers	68
	Double Chocolate Banana Bread	69
	Sandwiches That Are Not Boring	70
	Laura's New Veggie Sandwich	71
	Tim's Better Grilled Cheese	72
	Chipotle Chicken Sandwich	73
	Ghosts or Graham?	74
	Most Excellent Avocado Veggie Melt	75
	Carly's Falafel Sandwich	76
	The Best BLT	78
	Southern Wonder Sandwiches	79
	Chicken Philly Sandwich	80
	Luau Chicken Sandwich	81
	Main Dishes for Carnivores	82
	Alyssa's Thai Chicken Drumsticks	83
	Tim's Crock Pot Turkey Barbecue	84
	Mike's Pot Roast	86
	Pizza Meatballs	88
	Broccoli Chicken with Thai Style Noodles	89
	Math Dog	90
	Nik's Orange Roughy	92
	Ann's Salmon in Paper	93
	Ann's Chicken Breasts with Nectarines	94
	Chicken Breasts with Shiitake Mushrooms	95
	Cashew Beef Stir Fry with Vegetables	96
	Mexican Grilled Chicken	98
	Another Guilty Mother	100
	Mike's Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings	102
	Kung Pao Chicken	103
	Tim's Chicken Caccitore	104
	Chops and Kraut	105
	Main Dish Vegetarian	106
	Nik's Eggplant Pasta	107
	Veggie Koftas	108
	Veggie Foster Home	110
	One Pan One Bowl Pasta for Two	111
	Pasta Putenesca	112
	I Do Not Do Coke	113
	Spinach Lasagna	114
	Cabbage and Noodles	116
	Andy's Thai Vegetarian Curry	117
	Pizza on the Grill	118
	Barbecue Veggie Burrito	120
	Black Beans and Red Rice	121
	Mole Andre	122
	How to Get a Date	124
	Side Dishes and Dips	126
	Veggies: How to Store, Freeze and Use Them	127
	Mashed Potatoes	128
	Variations on the Mashed Potato Theme	129
	Banana Mashed Potatoes	130
	I'm an English Major and Proud of It	131
	Spicy Sweet Potato Ranch Fries	132
	Golden Pennies	133
	How to Make Rice	134
	Pegi's Quick Risotto	135
	Two Ways to Cook Veggies	136
	Rosemary White Bean Dip	137
	Dialogue for Young Man with Kool-aid Mustache	138
	Predicting the Winner	139
	Another Dip for Veggies	140
	Sweets	141
	Peanut Butter Surprise Cookies	142
	The J-Lo Trilogy	143
	Coyote's Chocolate Pudding Cake	146
	Cheesecake for Two	147
	Easy Chocolate Mousse	148
	Mrs. Minser's Carrot Cake	149
	Peppery Pear Tart	150
	The Way Darci Ate Fruit	152
	Home Away From Home	153
	One Bowl Brownies	154
	Smoky Almond Chocolate Chip Cookies	155
	BWCAW Cookies	156
	Heath Bar Shortbread	158
	Beverages Other Than Beer	159
	Dear Mom and Dad	160
	Fruit and Veggie Blast	162
	Thai Iced Coffee	163
	Thai Iced Tea	164
	Hot Chocolate with No Mix	165
	Maple Moo	166
	Banana-Strawberry Smoothie	167
	Melon Smoothies	168
	Hot Spiced Cider	169
	Grandpa's Chocolate Sodas	170
	Chocolate Mocha Malt	171
	Equipment and Supplies	172
	The Freezer Section	173
	The Garage Sale List	174
	Are We Out? The Food Staples Lists	176
	Index	178
	About the Author	185
	About the Contributor	186
	The Tear-Out Garage Sale List	187
	The Tear-Out Food Staples Lists	189