Arg! Works Book

Everybody has idiot-syncracies...little niggling, irritating, tear-your-hair-out-in-frustration things that Fate has carelessly tossed into the middle of whatever road is currently being traveled. You wonder how people can be so blind, so stupid, so unaware, so unbelievably, undeniably wrong! You marvel at the seemingly endless supply of irrationality in the world and the number of people in line eager to stock up just in case. You look around, trying to find the Island of Sanity in the brown Senseless Sea. Way off in the distance you glimpse a speck of greenery. You paddle madly only to discover the Land of Logic is as real as Atlantis and just as accessible. You are left with very limited choices, most of which are against the law.

In a final act of desperation, you write a book.

That's what I did.

Here are more than 150 of my idiot-syncracies.

And, perhaps, some of yours.