TMI Mom: Oversharing My Life Book

"TMI Mom is LOLZOMG.? From scorching her hoo-hah with jalapeños to attempting Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease in torn sweats and tube socks to her frustrated desire to pour tequila on her cereal when her kids say, 'I'm booooooooored!,' Heather Davis serves up hilarious tales of family-life insanity that are never mean (except when skewering herself) and never leave the reader screaming, 'I'm boooooooored!' TMI Mom FTW!" — Linda Erin Keenan, author of Suburgatory


"From behind her shower door to her wide-open minivan door, as-seen-on-TV humorist Heather Davis riffs on the truly TMI of marriage and children."
— Ann Imig, Stay-At-Home Humorist

"Heather Smith Davis is so funny that if she were in my book club, we might not even need wine. Maybe.
Davis invites you into her little corner of the heartland with heart and humor and a heaping portion of over sharing. How much information is too much for the Ultimate TMI Mom? Two words: drip dry. Even I wouldn't write about that."
— Lela Davidson, Who Peed on My Yoga Mat

"Heather Davis would tell you if those pants made you look fat, then invite you out for cheesecake."
— Dani Stone, author of "Next Left"


Ever wished you could say what you were really thinking? TMI Mom Heather Davis does just that. With her trademark dry wit and knack for storytelling, TMI Mom goes where no mom has been (at least in the pages of a book), with stories about the crazy things that can happen — in the minivan, the bedroom, and out in the big, bad world.

Hilarious essays including "Sexy Back," "It's Shake and Back and No One Helped," "Holey Underwear" and dozens more.

Excerpt:
Craziest things I have ever heard as I'm lying in bed at some ungodly, early hour pretending my family is not wrecking the house

From Brian: Honey, do you want to buy steaks from this guy on the front porch?
From Daughter 1: I think the fire alarm needs new batteries.
From Daughter 2: I cleaned the toilet, and we need more syrup.
From Daughter 1: Do I have to cook the macaroni & cheese before I eat it?
From Brian: Did you tell Daughter 2 she could go swimming naked?
From Daughter 2: Don't tell anyone, but I have got a daddy longlegs spider in my pocket.
From Brian: Where's your underwear?
From Daughter 1: I need the keys to the van.
From Daughter 2: I'm thinking about grilling some chicken. Can you start the grill for me?
From Daughter 1: I figured out why we need a lid on the popcorn when it's popping.
From Brian: Did we have five kids in the house when we went to sleep last night?
From Daughter 1: I need the area code for Hawaii.
From Daughter 2: What happens if the screwdriver goes down the toilet?
From Brian: What would you recommend to get paint off of the inside of dishwasher?
From Daughter 2: I might need a ladder. Do we have a ladder?
From Daughter 1: Can you wash curtains?