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Aboard the Vociferous Carmichael, puppeteer John Chandagnac is sailing toward Jamaica to claim his stolen birthright from an unscrupulous uncle, when the vessel is captured . . . by pirates! Offered a choice by Captain Phil Davies to join their seafaring band or die, Chandagnac assumes the name John Shandy and a new life as a brigand. But more than swashbuckling sea battles and fabulous plunder await the novice buccaneer on the roiling Caribbean waters–for treachery and powerful vodun sorcery are coins of the realm in this dark new world. And for the love of beautiful, magically imperiled Beth Hurwood, Shandy will set sail on even stranger tides, following the savage, ghost-infested pirate king, Blackbeard, and a motley crew of the living and the dead to the cursed nightmare banks of the fabled Fountain of Youth.
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Debra Horton
reviewed On Stranger Tides on November 15, 2009
On Stranger Tides
THE SHANDY METHOD* Become the YOU you've always wanted to be in just 6 short months!!!
You want to work MAGIC? ... You can do it!
You want to become a MASTER SWORDSMAN? ... You can do it!
You want to CAPTAIN your own ship? ... You can do it! You want to be a MASTER OF SEAMANSHIP? ... You can do it!
You want to cook Bouillabaisse like a FIVE STAR CHEF? ... You can do it! Just follow Jack Shandy's patented TEN STEP PIRATE PROGRAM
and you too can be a master of your own destiny.
Act now and you will learn--STEP ONE: How to kill everyone who offends your sensibilities!
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!
STEP TWO: How to change your unpronounceable name to something catchy!
CHICKS DIG IT!
STEP THREE: How to drink your face off for three months and turn it into training!
NO BETTER WAY TO INSTILL CONFIDENCE IN YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY!
STEP FOUR: How to always keep hoping!
BELIEVE IT! EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT IN THE END!
STEP FIVE: How to selfishly use all those around you!
NEVER FEAR -- YOU'LL BE A RIGHTEOUS PIRATE!
STEPS SIX through TEN are only available through our special, limited time offer.
FREE PAMPHLET!!!Order today and receive your introduction to the "The Shandy Method" absolutely free! Just send your $5.00 dollar cheque or money order for shipping and handling, and you will be the Pirate you've always wanted to be.
Chandagnac Enterprises
3 Hillside Ave.
Summerside, PE
C1N-4H3*obligatory disclaimer: the jack shandy method only works if you have spent your life as a professional puppeteer. any failure to approach this method without the proper life experience is the sole responsibility of the customer, and Chandagnac Enterprises cannot be held responsible for any side effects suffered by aforementioned customer. side effects may include loss of appetite, ghostly possession, alcoholism, dismemberment, incarceration or loss of life.
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