The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide Book

In the be-sensitive-or-else nineties, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and courtship. If a man compliments his date on her dress, should she go to the police? If a businesswoman licks her lips during a meeting, should she be fired without pay? Is a girlfriend just another unpaid sex worker? The answer to these and other harassing questions can be found in The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and dating Guide, which will tell you what you can do, and where you can do it, what you call it, whom you can do it with - and what they'll do to you if you try. This authoritative, exhaustingly researched reference work, prepared in conjunction with the American Gender Society, will equip you with the proper terminology to impress the right-minded and stay out of jail (or bed).

From the authors of The Offical Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationships--sexual correctness. An easy-to-read format features hundreds of up-to-the-minute definitions of impenetrable terms, gender benders, and good old-fashioned boy-girl etiquette. Photos throughout.