The Joke's on Ewe: Jokes, Riddles, And Funny Stories Little David Tells His Sheep Book

Contents Introduction: Who Put the Ewe in Humor?....................7
1. Shepherds and Their Silly Sheep: The Flock's Favorites....................9
2. Let's Hear It for the Ewe-S-A: Star-Spangled Jokes....................26
3. David, Quit Your Harping! Jokes about Music and Entertainment....................47
4. Funnier Than the Wool Street Journal: Money and Business Jokes....................62
5. Mary Had a Little Lamb (Chop): Jokes about Eating....................74
6. Ewe, Me, and the Rest of the Flock: Family Jokes....................95
7. For My Lambie Pie: Jokes about Love and Romance....................111
8. The Lord Is My Shepherd: Church and Religion Jokes....................126
9. Don't Count Your Sheep Before They're Hatched: Animal Jokes....................139
10. The Lamb Was Sure to Go: Jokes about School....................155
11. Baa, Baa! Who's There? Knock-Knock Jokes....................172
12. Thirt y Days Hath Sheep-tember: Seasonal Jokes....................184
13. "Take Me Out to the Baaall Game": Sports Jokes....................201
14. Three Bags Full: Jokes about Careers....................219
15. "A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing": More Favorites....................235