Dump him, Marry the Cat Book

What can a cat offer a woman that a man cannot? Well, for starters, a kittie comes home when he's called, doesn't steal the blankets, helps clean the dishes, and never misses the toilet! These are just the beginnings of why a woman is wise to lose her man and marry the cat instead. This humorous book matches color photos with all the witty wisdom of this very logical way of thinking, including the facts that cats forgive all mistakes, don't pick fights, have lots of hair, don't understand the word "ego," listen, don't channel surf, and love taking long walks. Who needs a man when you can get all this and huge kisses and hugs on demand?