Fascination Street Book

HOW DO I HATE THEE?? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS!!!!

One star is one star too many for this book. Please readers, do not waste your $.99! What a horrific travesty this person, Bridget Midway, who by the way is portraying herself as an author, has perpetuated against readers across the nation. Lawd, please do not let this trash cross international borders. Any person having had any lucidity while trying to read this looney tune surely has had it ripped away by the time they struggled to 3%. This story is that bad!

The main characters, upon moving into a new neighborhood, are greeted by their neighbors having sex in their driveway, before leaving for work. This amps the leading h and h so much that they perform their own sexual rendition in their kitchen. Just as their less than stellar sexual encounter is ending - Lo and behold - who appears as an unwanted voyeuristic entity into their home - the female part of of the null and void erotic couple that were responsible for their very own non interesting lust filled coupling. Shucks!!! You cannot make this crap up if you tried. But apparently Ms. Midway found a way!! God help us!!! The new neighbor invited them to have dinner - with a "no" being unacceptable. Once arriving next door for dinner we are introduced to the sexually deviant supporting cast members - and what doozy they all are! Within approximately 1 hour after meeting we find them we have a full fledged orgy taking place in the hosts living room - or was it the den? No matter where, it did not add anything to the storyline. Let me continue. One couple, whose husband is the weaker link in their liaison is giving her a good ole vajayjay home grown lick down. The host couple and the male dominant of the other couple is feeling up and fingering his wife! This all happens within 15 minutes of this beginning of this tale.

The sex scenes leave a WHOE LOT TO BE DESIRED.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS AUTHORS RENDITION OF WHAT SHE DEEMS WRIITING TO EARN A LIVING!

Take this $.99 and buy a cup of coffee instead. Spend it on anything but this junk!!

First off, if the storyline does not turn you off, the formatting of this non illustrious tale surely will. From the very first paragraph you know there is definitely a problem in Houston! A big one!! You see this, dare I say author, found a way to turn you off before even presenting this crapola. The paragraphs begin with a sentence, but the ending sentence in the paragraph just becomes a hanging participle. Then to top off the formatting confusion, she seems to have cut and paste certain sections to parts of the story that had nothing to do with the continuity or transition of the storyline.

At 11% of this ebook, I could no longer prolong the torture!!! I skipped to the end. Lo and behold, Ms. Bridget Midway did not find a way to make me love her!! She transcended over the Twilight Zone to bring you further into "Alice in Wonderland's World". Total lunacy to the forefront.

It appears that the couple starting in this convoluted tale not only got married, but managed to become pregnant. They spent their honeymoon on a Fiji island having an, dare I form my lips to say, romantic free for all with the entire crazy cast of sexual deviants, in a hot tub! Told you - you couldn't make this ish up if you tried. But, again, Ms Bridget Midway did. Read at your own peril! But I sincerely pray that this review will forgo the pollution of your minds from this burn out author!! I deleted permanently from my iPad - hoping it did not infect it!!! I most certainly did not read the same book that the givers of 5 star reviewers did! Surely, one of us is lying!!!