Veil of Night Book

He wasn't about to let a piece of ass, even a prime piece, mess with his good judgment and common sense.



Sorry, Ladies, he's taken!
Finding a quality man like this who considers women "pieces of ass" is tough, but we have one here. He sees a woman at a bar and figures she MUST be either meeting a date or looking to get laid, because a woman having a drink at a bar has to be looking for a man. Unlike men. They can go to bars to watch the game, sit alone, maybe chat with other guys without anyone thinking anything about it. But women. Well, we all know how women are....


Here's a handy guide for the men out there.

Unfortunately, our heroine, Jaclyn, does end up sleeping with this asswipe. So, another strike against us all. Just don't try to ever have a drink alone, ladies. You will totally end up on your back, even if you didn't mean to. It's in our DNA.



Asswipe is a detective, so that's Detective Asswipe to you. He needs to investigate a murder of a Bridezilla and his bar-booty-call chick is the last one to see the victim alive. What does Detective Asswipe do? Does he take her aside and explain that he has to do his job and he's sorry that it might be awkward? Does he treat her kindly because he actually does know that she's innocent and you know, he just had sex with her a few hours ago? Or, does he act like the Asswipe he is and treat her as shitty as possible, antagonize her, threaten her mother, and get a kick out of it? yeah, he isn't named Asswipe for no reason.



Asswipe also thinks it's sexy when she gets so angry with him that she's losing her f-ing mind. It's so cute when chicks get angry!

damn, he liked the way she looked with fire in her eyes. The cool lady could be pushed out of control, and he bet that would be a lot of fun.

Yeah, it's fun to upset someone so much that she's practically in tears. It's hot. Totally sexy.
Oh, only if it's a woman though. Not a man. Because we all know that a woman seeing a man furiously angry and out of control brings out different feelings in us. Fear. Yes, we need to be afraid of an angry man, but angry women are sexy and cute.


Cute and handy!

This book made me murderously angry which made my husband's male instincts kick-in and suddenly he's all over me. *sigh* Man, it sucks to be a woman.