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Acknowledgments vii
Introduction viii
Part 1 Enjoy High School Now, Avoid Therapy Later 1
Chapter 1 Overachiever and Loser Have the Same Latin Root 2
Chapter 2 Why Spend the Summer Meditating with Monks when you Could be Working on your Tan? 17
Part 2 Hot Sweats, Cold Sweats, and Difficulty Breathing-Either you're Applying to College or you Have Malaria 21
Chapter 3 Finding the Right Fit: Why College Isn't a Pair of Levis 22
Chapter 4 Guidance Counselors Must Have Done Something Very Bad in a Former Life 39
Chapter 5 The SAT Versus the ACT: Which is More Evil? 54
Chapter 6 Surviving the College Tour: Please God, Not Another Library 73
Chapter 7 When to Tell your Parents it's Time to Start Seeing Other Children 82
Chapter 8 The Art of Asking and/or Threatening Teachers for a Good Recommendation 96
Chapter 9 Writing the Essay: The Line Between Good and Bad is Thinner than you Think 106
Chapter 10 The College Interview: Fourteen Ways not to Screw it Up 126
Chapter 11 Things that Annoy Admissions Officers 136
Chapter 12 How to Pass the Time While you're Waiting to Hear 144
Part 3 The Envelope Arrives: Whatever Happens, Don't Take it Out on the Mailman 151
Chapter 13 Without Rejection, There'd be no Ben & Jerry's 152
Chapter 14 How to Choose the Right School (They All Look Good in Brochures) 161
Chapter 15 Paying for College without Getting Arrested 170
Chapter 16 Taking a Gap Year: Should you Put Off Renaissance Poetry to Explore Italy on a Vespa? 184
Epilogue Whether it's Fat or Thin, an Envelope will not Change your Life 191
Index 194
About the Author 198
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Ahsan Zahir
reviewed Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer: How to Survive the College Admissions Process Without Losing Your Mind on August 12, 2013
Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer: How to Survive the College Admissions Process Without Losing Your Mind
Eh. This really wasn't aimed at me since I'm long past college admissions and didn't need most of the advice in the first place, but I picked it up because it looked funny. It was funny, but it was also occasionaly ableist, sexist, and especially transphobic in its humor, which put me off considerably.
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