Your Pet Isn't Sick: He Just Wants You to Think So Book

Chapter 1.	It Doesn't Work Here!	1
Chapter 2.	Doctoring	11
Chapter 3.	Creating the Games	23
Chapter 4.	Creating Pets	29
Chapter 5.	The Acknowledgment Game	43
Chapter 6.	In the Office	49
Chapter 7.	Who Trains Whom?	61
Chapter 8.	Over to the Left and Down a Little	73
Chapter 9.	Defecating to Survive	79
Chapter 10.	Fat Dog, Thin Dog	89
Chapter 11.	Pain	99
Chapter 12.	Postoperative Noncare	107
Chapter 13.	Nontreatment Treatments and the Ultimate Placebo	117
Chapter 14.	Multiple Pets	129
Chapter 15.	Hildy and Me	139
Chapter 16.	The Sex Game	145
Chapter 17.	The Violent Pet	157
Chapter 18.	Death	163
Chapter 19.	Unity	169