How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes Book

	Introduction	IX
	Preface	XIII
	Memoirs of the Jukes Family, or Where We Come In
	The Java Man	5
	The Peking Man	7
	The Piltdown Man	9
	The Heidelberg Man	11
	The Neanderthal Man	13
	The Cro-Magnon Man	15
	The Modern Man	17
	How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes, or A Monkey a Day
	The Chimpanzee	21
	The Gorilla	23
	The Orang-utan	25
	The Gibbon	27
	The Baboon	29
	The Howling Monkey	31
	The Lemur	33
	What I Hate About Spring	35
	Return of the Birds
	The Robin	41
	The Wren	43
	The Cuckoo	45
	The Booby	47
	The Nightingale	49
	The Crow	51
	The Stork	53
	Perfectly Damnable Birds
	The Great Bustard	57
	The Owl	59
	The Love Bird	61
	The Hen	63
	The Rooster	65
	The Canary	67
	Birds I Could Do Without
	The Pewee	71
	The Common Babbler	73
	The Nuthatch	75
	The Loon	77
	The Water Ouzel	79
	The Flamingo	81
	Farewell to Birds
	The Parrot	85
	The Penguin	87
	The Woodpecker	89
	The Dotterel	91
	The Sparrow	93
	The Hummingbird	95
	Wild Beasts I Have Met	97
	Mammals You Ought to Know, or Why Be a Rhinoceros?
	The Lion	105
	The Tiger	107
	The Elephant	109
	The Rhinoceros	111
	The Hippopotamus	113
	The Giraffe	115
	Fair to Medium Mammals
	The Polar Bear	119
	The Beaver	121
	The Gnu	123
	The Whale	125
	The Zebra	127
	Awful Mammals
	The Duck-Billed Platypus	131
	The Sloth	133
	The Hyena	135
	The Bat	137
	The Aard-vark	139