Don't Take the Same Plane As Me Book

Contents

CHAPTER 1 Sad Bikini....................1
CHAPTER 2 Two Funerals and a Wedding....................11
CHAPTER 3 Meet the Relatives....................25
CHAPTER 4 Our Greek Tragedy....................35
CHAPTER 5 Wish You Were Here....................55
CHAPTER 6 Don't Mention the War....................67
CHAPTER 7 I Was Lost in France....................81
CHAPTER 8 A Shortage of Shekels....................97
CHAPTER 9 She Was Oh So Beautiful....................109
CHAPTER 10 It Will Save Your Marriage....................123
CHAPTER 11 It's Time to Give It a Go....................131
CHAPTER 12 Hey That's No Way to Say Goodbye....................137
CHAPTER 13 La Voiture Ancienne....................147
CHAPTER 14 Eggs, Eggs and More Jolly Eggs....................157
CHAPTER 15 Help Me Make It Thru the Night....................175
CHAPTER 16 Help, I Need Somebody!....................181
CHAPTER 17 We Can Do This Really We Can....................193
CHAPTER 18 That 90-Minute Presentation!....................199
CHAPTER 19 The Ups and Downs of Timeshare....................205
CHAPTER 20 If at First You Don't Succeed, Cry a Little Harder....................213
CHAPTER 21 And It's Back to Lanzarote....................233
CHAPTER 22 Let's Get Physical....................245
CHAPTER 23 Why Did I Ever Agree to This?....................259
CHAPTER 24 Death in Venice....................289
CHAPTER 25 More Death in Venice....................311
CHAPTER 26 Mummy, It's Getting Rather Hot in Here....................327
CHAPTER 27 The Things We Do for Love....................337
CHAPTER 28 Have You Lost the Children Again?....................365
CHAPTER 29 Does It Run in the Family?....................379