I Write What I See Book

"You stink! Your jokes are very offensive!"

-Anonymous email

"No! For the last time, you can't quote me on the cover of your stupid book! Now stop emailing or I'll report you to your ISP!"

-Scott Ryan, author of Objectivism and the Corruption of Rationality: A Critique of Ayn Rand's Epistemology

"I know Bob Wallace; the man is a hater. He deliberately says nasty things about statism, imperialism and war. It's really quite shocking."

-Manual Miles, aka Kaptain Kanada

"You're a psycho."

-another anonymous email

"This book will not improve your sex life, help you lose 30 lbs in 30 days, or show you the way to financial freedom and security. It is, however, guaranteed to give the politically correct apoplexy. Give a copy to your favorite statist/collectivist, Republican/Democrat, or PC Marxist type and watch the fun. (No refunds-medical insurance slightly extra.)"

-John Moulton aka the Wyoming Redneck

"Please buy Bob's book so he can pay off his car."

-Gregg Ozimek, MS, Economics

A politically incorrect look at having your brains stolen, growing a six-foot-long arm, Karl Marx in Hell, the wisdom of Pinky and the Brain, grandmothers beating up rude people, and lots of other strange stuff.