Ivanhoe (Large Print Edition) Book

PG! PG! PG!
Throw away your telephones, televisions, lovers, partners, chocolates (except Lindt), latest wardrobes (definitely Crocs), and your jewelry, and cars and bicycles.
In a Wodehouse world you only need your eyes and brain and your already cultivated reading skills.
It is time now to dedicate your free, newly unencumbered hours to PGW's works.
Get them all, the price is right, and begin reading.
I, the dumbest amongst us, am challenging you to upgrade your life.
'Jill the Reckless' is a must read, but then again all his books must be read.
This particular book, I finished in two days.
And I read the Mandarin version of it with my Moo Goo Gai Pan, in a white take-away box, a chopstick away from my mouth.
Okay, it wasn't in any Chinese dialect, but I am dying for the revival of Moo Shoo Anything and other dishes with half the amount of fat. So, how much longer must I and others wait, Confuscious?
I digress. Pardon me.
I do not know how many pages are in this fachacta novel nor do I remember the titles anymore. With these e-readers, these afore necessary characteristics of a book are no longer easily accessible or essential. But that may be just me. I can find the 'location value' of the page I am on and I dare not recede to the home page to find the 'Title,' for I will never be able to get back to the last page I was on. Technology, like gender change, is not always as easy as it looks (from what I have read from a superfluous non PGW-ite).
The point is I read the damn thing faster than Usain Bolt recently ran his races.
I could not put it down.
I was laughing throughout. I cried several times. No spoilers here but it is a love story and heaven knows I require love stories. We all need them regardless of their outcome. Drama, I say…
This was published probably a hundred years ago, about the same time I started writing this review.
Is Wodehouse the greatest writer of all time? Don't answer it, I am very tough for a Pekinese sized adult male. I could slide into your wi-fi signal and hit you on the head with a Sunflower. And even though some of you big shots have not read 'War and Peace' yet, you have heard of Napoleon? 'Nough said.
Do yourself a flavor (sic). Pick up this book, whatever it is called (Jill is in its' title) and however long it is.
Sharing what you love is a true sign of friendship.