Proud Peacocks : and Other Endangered Species Book

At more than 90,000 words and more than 250 pages, "Proud Peacocks And Other Endangered Species (A Lazy-Eyed Look At Television)" is a collection of my writing about the world of television, some of it about my days working in the industry, and a lot of it written as my contribution to a TV-related website and message board. Neatly bound, it can be kept in a bathroom for easy reference, or in an outhouse where the pages can be torn out, wrinkled/softened and put to good use (some might choose to keep it on a book shelf... whatever). So please buy my unnecessarily long titled book. You'll be helping me out, and getting something in return. And thanks for being my friend.