Binder Twine 'n Bandaids: Homegrown Humor from the Heartland Book

Chapter 1	Dunn-Movin' Farm	1
Chapter 2	Beggin' for Donuts	9
Chapter 3	My Brother, the Lard 'n the Steering Wheel	19
Chapter 4	Sink or Swim	23
Chapter 5	Playin' "Cro-Golf"	31
Chapter 6	The Tractor Incident	37
Chapter 7	My First Job	43
Chapter 8	School Daze	47
Chapter 9	Brand New Moccasins	57
Chapter 10	Pretty as a Picture	65
Chapter 11	The Popcorn Balls	73
Chapter 12	The Name Game	81
Chapter 13	The Neighbor's Cows are Loose in our Field	85
Chapter 14	Combines 'n Bicycles Don't Mix	91
Chapter 15	The Woods on the Farm	95
Chapter 16	The Bus 'n the Baggies	101
Chapter 17	Just Hangin' Around	105
Chapter 18	Wild Cat Canyon	113
Chapter 19	The Crap in the Crock	123
Chapter 20	Breakin' Up is Hard To Do	133
Chapter 21	Smokey 'n the Lake	139
Chapter 22	Apples In My Pocket	145
Chapter 23	Losin' A Load	149
Chapter 24	My First Date	157
Chapter 25	One Bad Cat-Thomas	163