Best of the Major Book

	Preface	vii
	Foreword	xi
1	Major Nathaniel Peabody, USA (ret.)	1
2	Down Argentine Way	5
3	The Best Laid Schemes	11
4	You Win Some an You Lose Some	17
5	The Major's (and Montezuma's) Revenge	21
6	Professor Peabody	27
7	Uncle Calhoun	31
8	The Order of the Tarantula	37
9	The Major and the Truth	43
10	Duck Hunting in Honduras	49
11	Dear Major Peabody	55
12	A Modest Proposal	61
13	Dog Story	67
14	High Crimes and Misdemeanors	73
15	Erickson v. Peabody	79
16	The Secret Place	85
17	How to Succeed Without Really Trying	91
18	The Major and the Stock Market	99
19	Carpe Diem	105
20	Tomato Juice	111
21	The Eye of the Beholder	117
22	Upmann, Partagas, Etc	123
23	Thus Spake Major Peabody	129
24	Uncle Calhoun--Part II	135
25	The Primordial Instinct	141
26	Conversation in a Duck Blind	145
27	Bad Luck	151
28	A Bear in Camp	157
29	Brant	163
30	Curiosity and the Cats	169
31	The Compass	175
32	It's the Principle of the Thing	179
33	The Major Takes a Holiday	185
34	The Good Life of Nathaniel Peabody	191