Shocked by the Bible: The Most Astonishing Facts You’ve Never Been Told Book

Introduction XI
1 The Real Christmas Story 1
2 The Day Jesus Died 13
3 Easter Vanished! 23
4 "God the Father" Is Not in the Old Testament 28
5 Days of the Living Dead 42
6 Imagine There's Three Heavens 50
7 Let There Be Sex 69
8 The Dumb Ass of the Bible 82
9 Hemorrhoids Heard in Heaven 87
10 One Bad Apple Don't Spoil the Whole Bunch 91
11 The Live Forever Diet 94
12 Noah's Ark: What You Don't Noah 99
13 Dog for Dinner? 105
14 Your Wish Is My Commandment 116
15 The Biggest Killer in the Bible 123
16 Da Jesus Code 137
17 Jesus' Other Apostles 140
18 Image Is Everything 144
19 The Bald and the Mauled 155
20 Stick It to the Man 157
21 God Ran the Lottery 159
22 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Devil but Were Afraid to Ask 163
23 Harry Potter and the Wrath of God 173
24 For Sale: The Holy Spirit? 176
25 Daze of Our Wives 179
26 Noah, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob Were Not Jews 185
27 Page-Two Miracles 190 Conclusion 205